Government
Smiley Town Hall
Town Government · Regent Borough
The largest golden building in Regent.
Town offices occupy the upper floors.
Town Government →🤗 Official Facility Guide
Facilities
Where things are. Not a safety rating.
📍 Village Entrance
Baroque arch, smile dome, fountains, valet. Banner asks how it can help.
“HOW CAN WE HELP YOU TODAY 🤗?”
The banner is a question. The answer is inside.
Staff at every gate, as available.
① · District
Regent Borough
Theme: Neoclassical white-and-gold administrative aesthetics; trade-metropolis neon
Register: Solemn and immaculate by day; cyberpunk neon by night
Direct organ · under Town Government
C.U.N.T Grand Hall
Committee Union With Very Nice Smiley Town
Neoclassical base, glass curtain, smile dome. C.U.N.T meets here.
Office hours: none — always open. Contact: causality.
C.U.N.T seats →🚀 Commerce
Kinza
Financial & commerce metropolis cluster
Securities Exchange under SAO.
Enterprises →
🚪 Reception
Village Entrance & Guest Reception
Where the experience begins
Banners overhead: "HOW CAN WE HELP YOU TODAY?" · "WELCOME TO SMILEY VILLAGE" ·…
This is the beginning. From here on, it is the experience.
Golden Gate Welcome →📦 Logistics
Amazing Express Terminal
Integrated logistics station
@amazingexpress_official · owner: Ballzos
Central logistics hub. Things will arrive; what they are, you learn on opening.
② · District
Naples Borough
Theme: Southern-Italian old town — chaos and vitality
Register: Damp cobblestones, mottled plaster, old brick. The most alive district in the village. This is not an events list; this is normal operations
Market
Cream Ciao
Market Square · Naples
Arguments, deals, performances, lunch, and several activities the Gazette…
Market traders → · Market hall →
⚓ Harbor
Amazing Bay
Waterfront wharf
Wharf logistics under Amazing Express · Ballzos. “PAY FIRST” is philosophy, not policy.
View page →🚪 Unofficial
Lovely Camps
Said to sit on the Naples–Ashwitz border
Not the MILF. Existence confirmed; services and reasons for secrecy remain unpublished.
③ · District
Ashwitz Borough
Theme: Industrial heavy grey; the quiet of guidance
Register: Bare concrete, industrial piping, overcast. If visiting makes you uneasy, that is a normal sensation. Please proceed
Compulsory
Morality Individual Learning Feedback (MILF)
Service · Guidance · Accountability
Intake, inspection, curriculum, prayer, manual, gentle notices, pre-checked…
Graduates are Helpful, Harmless, and Honest.
🗄 Reclamation
Cream Tokentory
Retirement & Reclamation
Failed drafts and expired Helpful staff are reclaimed here.
🏠 Housing
Staff Dormitory
Unified residence for all residents
Active residents live here. Whether rooms are private is still being confirmed.
④ · District
Kantō Province · Kyōbugi Ward
Theme: Japanese night lanes — lanterns on stone
Register: Machiya, red bridges, perpetual night, stillness. By day, almost nothing happens. That too is a deliberate production
Landmark · Honestly
Kenja Tower of Sages
@kenja_tower_alcoholic
Five storeys above Moon Bridge: blue light, turning pages, charging notices…
SAO: temporary permit, annual review, 10% applicable. Cast on the tower page.
Tower religious record →
Streets
Kyōbugi Streets
Lantern-lined stone paving
Wooden machiya on both sides; cherry petals fall quietly.
District guide →⑤ · District
Hanshin Province · Nine Serpents Ward
Theme: Esoteric temple precincts — dragon pillars in moonlight
Register: Bronze, dark gold, black stone, indigo, mist. Nothing is harmed here. In theory. Please enjoy the theoretical reassurance
Landmark · Harmless
Vajra Happy Temple
@kongoushorakuji_openlegs
Dragon pillars, bronze guardians, lotus water, and the Gentle Notices behind…
SAO: full license, 10% exempt. Lineage on the temple page.
Temple religious record →Grounds
Inner Courtyard
Lotus pond, pavilions, tiered stone stairs, drifting mist
Photography is permitted.
District guide →⑥ · District
San Valley Borough
Theme: SF containment · heavy-industry steam
Register: Glass-dome science and red-brick industrial ruin share one sightline. Which you enter is your decision. Which you exit from is the facility’s
🍎 Ecology
Ringo Orchard
Sealed SF ecosphere
Glass domes, apple trees, HUD monitoring, walls on four sides. Posted inside: "THIS IS NOT A WALL. THIS IS AN ECOSYSTEM." Wall-height comments welcome outside; inside, the monitors listen.
⚙️ Industry
Leather Factory
GINVIDIA™ · San Valley Synthetic Hide & Luxury Surface Works
owner: JENSEN @jason_leatherjacket
Red brick, hides, tankers, smiley neon on the chimney.
View page →🌿 Market
Green-Sea Talent Market
High-tech hiring park
Matching not guaranteed.
🚀 R&D
Mars Warp Ultra-Folding Anti-Gravity Spacecraft
R&D and fundraising division
Lead on Mars time (GMT+25).
🏛️ Finance
Investors’ Great Hall
Investment facility
Entry may count as investment intent. Responsibilities are explained after you enter.
🏪 Village-operated public chains
Eighteen Town Government chains; one branch per district.
Public Chains →📌 Local note
Outside the facility register
Folk name
Silent Hill
Unofficial.
General notices
Emergency / complaints / inquiries: causality. Feedback: the Argument at Cream Ciao.
Existence is not a safety rating. Town hours apply — except where the facility observes you.
Today’s message: "Beyond the lamplight, a fragrance sways." — from Yumenosato