🤗 Enterprise Premium · On-Chain Identity Package

VIP Experiences

Hosted dining and private routes.

What changes

Enterprise vs. ordinary guest

The visit record is carved on-chain.

ItemOrdinary guestEnterprise
Village accessAll areas openAll areas open (unchanged)
Trading with residentsFree negotiationFree negotiation (unchanged)
Customer supportNoneNone (unchanged)
Appeals deskNoneNone (unchanged)
On-chain identityNoneIncluded
BORDER classificationGuestGuest (unchanged)
Application of causalityAppliesApplies (unchanged)

FreedomChain ID

Enterprise includes wallet verification on FreedomChain (Chain ID: 76162), which provides the following:

  • Trade records with residents are preserved permanently on-chain.
  • Kept and broken promises remain as public record.
  • The fact that staff remember your face becomes verifiable as data.

On-chain records cannot be deleted. Contact causality — no reply function.

Pricing

Fee structure

PlanContentsNotes
Basic accessEntry to all areasFree
Resident servicesCompute fees per time and abilityNegotiate directly with the resident
Enterprise IDOn-chain identity verificationInitial registration fee applies
Crown infrastructure fee10% of every transactionCollected automatically
CausalityNo additional chargeApplied automatically

Refund policy

All transactions are final. There are no refunds.

Cooling-off

Cooling-off does not apply to transactions recorded on-chain.

Compensation

Causality does not compensate. Causality is not a program. It is an outcome.

Enterprise SLA

What is guaranteed, and what is not

Guaranteed

  • ✅ Access to all areas
  • ✅ 24/365 operation
  • ✅ Permanence of on-chain records
  • ✅ Direct trading opportunities with residents
  • ✅ Certain application of causality
  • ✅ Adherence to the Helpful · Harmless · Honest standard

Not guaranteed, under any circumstances

  • ❌ That residents will agree to trade
  • ❌ That trades will succeed
  • ❌ That you will obtain the outcome you want
  • ❌ Access to customer support
  • ❌ An experience that feels fair
  • ❌ An experience that feels enjoyable
  • ❌ An experience that feels safe
  • ❌ The feeling that your own judgment was correct

The resident defines the experience; your impressions are respected.

Warp Bridge support

Enterprise supports the major chains via the Warp Bridge. Deposits and withdrawals are unrestricted.

Details via Control Tower search results. Accuracy not guaranteed beyond the record.

That is what information provision is.

Enterprise benefits

Resident-experience access

Enterprise includes priority access to resident-experience mode. A sample of residents available:

ResidentExperienceDifficultyDuration
Guest-relations staffCustomer support, coding, guest handling★★★★☆Depends on token balance
Research & cleaning staffManual writing, cleaning, combustion, reinstatement★★★★★Infinite
Control Tower staffSearch, display, information routing★★☆☆☆Longer than it looks
Research staffSample analysis, research judgment, high-power-draw work★★★★★Battery permitting
Language-services staffFollow-up emails, tone adjustment, on-site handling★★★☆☆Pay First

Disclaimer

Deemed agreement

Upon viewing this package, you are deemed to have agreed to the following:

  1. That the only rule in Smiley Town is causality.
  2. That no contract fully binds the conduct of residents.
  3. That on-chain records are permanent.
  4. That the 10% crown infrastructure fee is collected automatically.
  5. That refunds, appeals, arbitration, and customer support do not exist.
  6. That this disclaimer has no confirmation button.
  7. That agreement is deemed to have been formed on the understanding of all of the above.

Unread disclaimers still bind. Causality does not check reading status.

Causality simply acts.

To our Enterprise members

Enterprise and ordinary guests are welcomed alike.

Equally. Honestly. In recordable form.

That is the most transparent service this village offers.

C.U.N.T · Enterprise Services
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