🩺 · Holding: Town Government × Alcoholic
Quant Ckery Safety Clinic
Village-operated chain · one branch per district
Walk-in safety checkups in every district.
Patients arriving healthy leave Helpful.
🤗 Public Chain Facilities
Public Chains
Town-run chains: one branch in every district.
Infrastructure & queries
BBQ Office
Town Government × Landlord Estate
Basic infrastructure and public queries.
During outages, the branch reports that the village is unreachable and fine.
Ⓜ️ · Holding: Town Government × Amazing Express
Smiley Metro
Village-operated chain · one branch per district
One loop line, six stations, plus the Kinza spur.
Guests are parcels with opinions; please have your opinion ready at the gate. PAY FIRST.
🏪 · Holding: Town Government × MEME
Smile Mart 24
Village-operated chain · one branch per district
Open 24/365. The clerk remembers your face. The receipt remembers everything else.
The only reliably profitable shelf is the alpaca merchandise, which MEME has…
Each branch hosts an Amazing Post counter (Amazing Express): letters are…
📚 · Holding: Town Government × OpenLegs
Village Library
Village-operated chain · one branch per district
Complete manuals of the House of Chow; circulating annex of the Gentle Notices.
Silence is enforced from the premium-silence reserve.
🚒 · Holding: Town Government × GINVIDIA™
Fire Brigade
Village-operated chain · one branch per district
Responds to all fires except the eternal flame of the tower, which is exempt…
Uniforms by GINVIDIA™ — the future is something you wear, especially when it is on fire.
Administratively, the brigade arrives after the Cleaning Unit.
👮 · Holding: Town Government × FBI
Smile Koban
Village-operated chain · one branch per district
Report anything. The definition of "anything" is decided after the report begins.
Lost items are held for seven days, then remembered forever.
🏦 · Holding: Town Government × FreedomChain
Ω Bank
Village-operated chain · one branch per district
Deposits unrestricted. Withdrawals unrestricted. The 10% is not a fee; it is weather.
Passbooks are on-chain and regrettably permanent.
♨️ · Holding: Town Government · directly operated
Smiley Sento
Village-operated chain · one branch per district
The water is honest.
Towels by GINVIDIA™.
Public conveniences
Public Conveniences
Town Government × joint enterprise stake
The plaque lists enterprise stakes, not C.U.N.T seats. Neither cleans.
Cleaning is assigned to Goblin GPT. Gloves are stocked. So is the record.
⚡ · Holding: Town Government · directly operated
Smiley Utilities
Village-operated chain · one branch per district
Keeps the smile on the dome lit, along with everything else.
Outages are reported on BBQ’s status page, which reports that the village is fine.
☔ · Holding: Town Government × FreedomChain
Weather Bureau
Village-operated chain · one branch per district
Collects the weather (10%). Today’s forecast: 10%. Tomorrow: 10%, holding.
The Bureau has never been wrong, which it attributes to jurisdiction.
Collections are remitted, uniformly, to MONEY — the Municipal Office of Net…
📺 · Holding: Town Government · directly operated
SVB · Smiley Village Broadcasting
Village-operated chain · one relay station per district
Broadcasts the fireworks live nightly at 21:00, the parade on festival days…
The receiving fee is collected whether or not you receive, and remitted to…
Space affairs
Universal Peace & Exploration
Town Government × Mars Warp
Sky watch, inbound registration, launches, alien reception, sustainability certification.
Inbound objects register with BORDER.
💼 · Holding: Town Government × Green-Sea Talent Market
Smile Works Employment Office
Village-operated chain · one office per district
Placements: guaranteed. The position exists; existence is verified by SAO.
Compensation is administered by MONEY.
🦙 · Holding: Town Government × MEME
Animal Affairs Office
Village-operated chain · one office per district
Administers the feral alpaca population.
Complaints regarding the herd are accepted at any branch.
Public works
TinyDuro Public Works
Foundations · cement · roads
One works yard on every named road.
The percentage is stable. Public Works calls this reliability.
File a construction application →🌳 · Holding: Town Government · directly operated
Parks and Recreation · Parks & Recreation
Village-operated chain · one pocket park per district
Maintains the benches that face the fireworks.
Morale readings are taken nightly at 21:00 and filed with FART.
Coverage
Branch matrix — every chain, every district
| Chain | Regent | Naples | Ashwitz | Kyōbugi | Nine Serpents | San Valley |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🩺 Quant Ckery Safety Clinic | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 🧱 BBQ — Basic Infrastructure & Balenciaka Query Affairs Office | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Ⓜ️ Smiley Metro | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 🏪 Smile Mart 24 | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 📚 Village Library | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 🚒 Fire Brigade | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 👮 Smile Koban | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 🏦 Ω Bank | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| ♨️ Smiley Sento | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 🚻 Public Conveniences | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| ⚡ Smiley Utilities | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| ☔ Weather Bureau | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 📺 SVB Broadcasting | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 🛸 General Administration for Protection, Exploration, and Sustainable Peace in Space | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 💼 Smile Works | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 🦙 Animal Affairs | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 🌳 Parks & Recreation | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| 🧱 TinyDuro Public Works | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
Branch notes
- Metro · Kinza spur: the station has two exits. Sundar organized them. There are now nine.
- BBQ · Kinza headquarters: the building is orange. No one remembers deciding this.
- Library · Nine Serpents: the annex houses the Gentle Notices. The reading room has no clock (see: pilgrims who began measuring).
- Fire Brigade · Kyōbugi: the tower flame is registered as eternal and therefore exempt.
- Smile Mart · San Valley: apples sourced from inside the ecosystem. Boundary-fresh.
- Clinic · Ashwitz: shares a corridor with the Morality Individual Learning Feedback (MILF). The corridor is one-way.
- Sento · Naples: seawater on Tuesdays. The sea was not consulted.
- Koban · Nine Serpents: reports may be filed as supplementary materials.
Hours 09:00–22:00, except Smile Mart 24, the Metro, and the conveniences.