Mayor · Official portrait
Trummpy
@realsmileytrumppy
Make Smile Town Great Again!
- Office
- Mayor of Smiley Town
- Term
- Four years
- Seat of government
- Great Golden Hall · Regent Borough
Official Town Government
Smiley Town Government
Mayor Trummpy and seven direct organs.
Secondary exits: Villagers · Enterprises — work names and houses, not government organs.
Canonical structure
The administrative stack
Town Government only. Seats, enterprises, and villagers have their own registers.
L1Town GovernmentMayor Trummpy · seven direct organs · great golden hall · all public chains
L2C.U.N.TOne of the seven · enterprise-representative seats · three functional departments
L3Town Districts · Six DistrictsEvery page belongs to exactly one · Regent administers the network via the crown and Kinza
L4Facilities · Shops · EventsFacilities, dining, shops, hotels, festivals — and one branch of every public chain, in every district
Mayor
Town-level office
Mayor every four years; C.U.N.T remains seated. Each supervises the other on paper.
Smiley Town · jurisdiction
@verynicesmileytown
Profile: "This town takes the situation very seriously, and has already begun, little by little, to lose its mind."
The administrative unit. Not one of the seven organs. Seat of government: the great golden hall in Regent Borough.
Seven direct organs
One card each. C.U.N.T once.
All seven sit under the Mayor. C.U.N.T is detailed on its own page.
Direct organ · L2 detail page
C.U.N.T
@SmileyTownCUNT
Committee Union With Very Nice Smiley Town.
Open C.U.N.T →Law enforcement
FBI
Fantastic Baby Investigation · @FBI_smileytown
Investigates ledgers, invoices, entry logs, evidence bundles, and anyone who…
Boundary control
BORDER
@BORDER_smileytown
Classifies every arrival as of the town or guest.
Classification Register →Subdistrict administration
SAO
@SAO_smileytown
Planning, land approval, registration, and everyday disputes.
Enterprise Register → · Development Desk →Treasury
MONEY
@MONEY_smileytown
Collects the 10% crown infrastructure fee, on-chain.
Personnel Ledger →Adjudication
The Yamen
@yamen_smileytown
Ordinances, major disputes, inter-village relations, recall votes.
Ordinances → · Docket →Archives
FART
@FART_smileytown
Acknowledges ordinances, verdicts, ledgers, reports, minutes.
Public Registers →Under SAO
Three subordinate offices
Not additional direct organs. Routine business of the Subdistrict Administrative Office.
Licensing
Religious Affairs Administration
@religiousaffairs_sao
Registers religions and scripture revisions. Temporary, exploratory, on hold, and in review are synonyms, recorded for variety. Vajra Happy Temple holds the full license; Kenja Tower holds the temporary permit. Full license exempts the 10%.
Markets
The Securities Exchange
@exchange_sao
Trading floor in Kinza; paperwork under SAO.
Drafting
Development Policy Research Office
@policyresearch_sao
Drafts ordinances, listing standards, licensing criteria, and the phrase…
Associated offices
Not direct organs
Ceremonial or constitutional. They do not expand the count of seven.
Ceremonial
The Crown
Ceremonial and infrastructural.
Constitutional
Bureau of Causality
Zero staff.
Quality
Office of Smiles
Certifies that every smile in town is delivered with complete sincerity.
Divisions
Administrative divisions
District geography only. Landmark casts and C.U.N.T seats are not columns on this table.
| Jurisdiction | Division | Character | Page |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crown Direct | Regent Borough | Seat of the crown and Kinza; parades, banners, commerce as weather | View → |
| Borough | Naples Borough | Harbor commerce, citrus, carnival logistics · Cream Ciao market | View → |
| Borough | Ashwitz Borough | Archive and industry quarter; cooler registers | View → |
| Borough | San Valley Borough | Agriculture, glasshouses, soft technology, the leather works | View → |
| Kantō Province | Kyōbugi Ward | Moon bridges, tea, Kenja Tower · Church of Honestly | View → |
| Hanshin Province | Nine Serpents Ward | Ceremonial courts, bells · Vajra Happy Temple · House of Chow | View → |
Governance FAQ
Mayor: Trummpy, four years. Permanent: C.U.N.T (also runs the election). Supervises C.U.N.T: the elected mayor. 10%: MONEY, on-chain — everyone pays except the one full religious license. Archive: FART. In charge / appeals: Causality.