Public broadcaster
SVB · Smiley Village Broadcasting
@svb_official
Transmits the 21:00 fireworks, festival parades, and midnight services in audio only.
Receiving fee collected whether or not you receive.
Public Chains →🗞 Media · Press · Publishing · Media & Press
Media & Press
Broadcast, gazette, publisher, and the argument platform.
🗞 Paper of record · C.U.N.T press office
The Smiley Town Gazette
@gazette_official
Motto: "Only true stories."
The official record.
Since the derivation reform, the front page is generated as a pure function of…
Read the Gazette →📚 Publisher · OpenLegs
Gentle Notices Press
@gentlenotices_press
Motto: "Please first read the supplementary materials."
Publishes House of Chow manuals, disclaimers, and the consent form.
Bestseller list, unchanged since founding: the Gentle Notices, volumes 1–∞.
Borrow at the Library →📱 Viral news · MEME
MemeWire
@memewire
Motto: "Trending is a setting."
News optimized for sharing. Accuracy optimized separately. Every story is trending.
Distribution: SmileBook, Peekagram, Strings — which is to say, everywhere…
The Gazette and MemeWire report the same events.
| Organ | Type | Owner | Reliability |
|---|---|---|---|
| SVB | Broadcast | Town Government | Faithful (see: fee) |
| The Gazette | Print · derived | C.U.N.T | True; availability varies |
| Gentle Notices Press | Publishing | OpenLegs | Exhaustive, by volume |
| MemeWire | Platform news | MEME | Trending |
Press conference schedule
Press conferences when there is something to announce.