The first block is lit
The town clock starts. Nobody remembers pressing the button; the button remembers everyone.
🤗 Smiley Town Village Records
Chronicle
Official year table. Append-only.
Goblin After Years (GAY) syncs the village calendar with the outside year.
The Market Gate opens
The Argument begins the same afternoon. Historians consider the two events indistinguishable.
The consent form reaches page 10,000
Celebration held; the unfinished form adds the celebration.
The Warp Bridge lands
First deposit: real. First complaint: also real. For complaints procedure, see Orientation, Section Five.
The named roads are entered
The crown takes 10% and responsibility for the fireworks.
The loop is documented
A staff member records the loop; by morning the writing is forgotten.
Cream Tokentory opens
The first class "graduates." An alumni association is announced. It has yet to hold a meeting.
The fourth wall is scheduled
Construction approved, budgeted, postponed — budget moved to lanterns.
The public site opens
The village becomes available in translation. Its terms do not change.
Kinza lights up
Regent annexes the horizon; Kinza is named for the gold it keeps.
You arrive
The schedule does not change. Welcome. 🤗