Civic
Argument enters record ninth year
Market Gate sources confirm the topic has changed twice this season.
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Today, derived
Also posted, with volume, at the Notice Board in Cream Ciao.
Reclamation
Sunset Office posts perfect graduation rate
Sixth consecutive quarter at 100%.
Records
Consent form gains 400 pages in routine update
The signing line remains unmoved.
Crown
Fireworks to continue until morale improves
Morale is reportedly improving out of caution.
Finance
Warp Bridge fee remains 10%
The bridge itself declined to comment, remaining, as ever, unbothered.
Education
Garden adds elective enthusiasm
Enrollment in the elective is mandatory.
Faith
Tower of Sages extends midnight service to 1 a.m.
Midnight has declined comment. The sages noticed anyway.
Gazette
Hiring: fact-checker
Requirements: attention to detail, tolerance for detail’s attention.
Corrections
Corrections print promptly. Causality has required none to date.